![]() ![]() ![]() I had heard bad things and lots of advice to skip it, but I just needed more Dead Space so I went for it anyway and ended up really enjoying the game! Go in setting the expectations that it's not the exact same as the first two, it has some annoying story beats, and that it has co-op elements, and expecting that you will have a great time because the game really is fun. Preferably in co-op.ĭead Space 4? Nah ♥♥♥♥ it, let's remake the first game 10 years later since we clearly tanked this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ franchise. Suit upgrades with the iconic animation? Nah, buy if off a screen and piss off. Save spots? Nah, we'll autosave for you so you can focus on shooting ♥♥♥♥ up more. Upgrading your weapons with nodes? ♥♥♥♥ that, use our new bench that feels clunky and is the most boring ♥♥♥♥ to navigate. Story? The ♥♥♥♥ is that? Read some logs, shut the ♥♥♥♥ and go back to shooting you EA slave. So what there's more enemies in the first two hours than both DS1 and 2 combined? You some of kind of ♥♥♥♥♥ bro? You are? Then play co-op. You don't have weapon? We got you bro, here's some crafted ♥♥♥♥ where you glued a machine gun on a plasma cutter. Suspense? Horror? Yeah, we have enemies you've seen before a million times. Before you even get to experience the pile of ♥♥♥♥ called Dead Space 3, you'll have a great time installing that bloatware of an EA app, sit through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up animations that are slow as ♥♥♥♥ (and hardlocked at 30fps, cause ♥♥♥♥ having a Vsync ingame that uses your monitor's refresh rate) and then finally your journey into mediocrity can start. ![]()
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